ANSWER : i shot a rock star because i have AMAZING boobs

Pick The Month You Were Born In:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - i robbed
3 (Mar) - I jumped
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - i ran naked with
6 (June) - I killed
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I smoked with
11 (Nov) - I ran shirtless with
12 (Dec) - I kissed


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - the Trojan man
02 - a teletubby
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a hot guy
05 - a homeless guy
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a Mexican
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 - an easter egg
14 - a condom
15 - cocaine addict
16 - a snowman
17 - my 'boo'
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - chris brown
20 - my crush
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - Barney the Dinosaur!
24 - yo momma
25 - My Boyfriend
26 - a pimp
27 - Paris Hilton
28 - a rock star
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - the one that i love


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because i love weed
Black - because im sexy like that
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise - because i like shoelaces
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because that bum stole my taco
none - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like to snort cocaine
Red - because the gummy bears raped me
Blue - because i have AMAZING boobs
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
Purple- because im good in bed
Striped - Because I am an Italian
other - because I am crazy like that